Friday, August 21, 2009

The Last Month In Black and Death Metal News


Ok, Varg Vikernes the famous church-burning, murdering, homosexual, Anti-Semmite, was released from prison. Yes he was given a life sentence but was released on parole. Yes a man who kills, makes Blashpmeous metal, and burns churches for a living was released on Parole. I really wonder what will happen? you could take a photo of him in a Hello Kitty shirt and he would still look evil. He will probably kill/burn down someone/something within in the next few months, which leads me to believe my personal theory, that he will miss dropping the soap so much he will just kill someone to get back in prison. I am also expecting TV broadcasts that are just him making evil smirks. He also denies the church burnings to be acts of Satanism. And monkeys fly out of my ass, too Vikernes. Ex-Hellhammer/Celtic Frost members Tom Fischer and Martin Ain are releasing a new book called Only Death Is Real: An Illustrated History of Hellhammer And Early Celtic Frost. Gorgoroth will be Re-tracking the vocals True Norwegian Black Metal: Live in Grieghallen. Gaahl's vocals will be re-tracked by new frontman Pest. Gorefest has broken up for the second and final time. Katatkylsm guitarist Jean-Francois Dagenais was held in a room for seven hours because he was believed to be on the International Most-Wanted list. Turns out it is a completely different man with the same name. Kataklysm's vocalist commented on it "It's just ironic that we maybe excepted this to happen in Russia, but in the end it ended up happening right here at home!" Goatwhore frontman Ben Falgoust is questioning the bible mostly The Book Of Genesis by saying the 7th day God rested he ended up creating everything vile and evil and he says that shows that god has flaws. He also says he wants the band to follow in the footsteps of Celtic Frost. The ex-Death bassist Steve Digiorgio and former Vader/ Dimmu Borgir drummer Dariusz "Daray" Brzozowski have recently contributed to guest performances to the forthcoming album from Italian Death-Metallers Faust. Last but definitely not last Jackson Rathbone from Twilight will be Playing Varg Vikernes in a new biographical film called Lords Of Chaos, this is kind of old but funny. Except Varg Vikernes to sparkle in sunlight and be thirsty for little girls blood in this movie. also except his hair not to combed during the filming of the movie. Turns out the director of the movie Sion Sono directed porn early in his career to make ends meet. i except that skill to turn up in this movie, also.